we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I want to fling myself into the sun
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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