dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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