Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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