Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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