i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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