yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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