I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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