Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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