He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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