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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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