its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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