question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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