She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
