Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
