I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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