i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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