i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
is it fun? or sober?
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