why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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