This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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