Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
