i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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