with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I did not marry a roomba.
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