I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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