True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
That accounts for only three of the penises
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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