What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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