it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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