Im at strip club and am horny
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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