I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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