Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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