why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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