One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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