is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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