It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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