I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Best friends brother. Beat that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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