i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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