its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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