"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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