the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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