Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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