i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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