she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
