reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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