I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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