YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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