He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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