I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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