If i come over, it means nothing
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Did I show you my penis last night?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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