Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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