If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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