she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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