have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize