You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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