I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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