my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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