We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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