we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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