dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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